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EvileOL



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PostSubject: Come Tidy My House   Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:19 pm

My parents went to Greece two days ago for two weeks, and my house already smells of dead cats.

It needs tidying up but I just, can't be arsed.

What do you reccomend?

I think i reccomend listening to Possessed and leave it.
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PostSubject: Re: Come Tidy My House   Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:17 pm

If I could make a recommendation - try listening to Possessed VERY LOUD whilst drinking lots of beer. It's only my personal experience and obviously everyone is responsible for their own personal choices on how to deal with things.

But I find the combination of these things often makes the problem seem to go away quite effectively!
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PostSubject: Re: Come Tidy My House   Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:53 pm

i think you are both making a fundamental error here and i have the solution to this.
go OUT of the house,go to a public house with possessed cd, get and drink lots of beer after making the bar person put said cd on really loud,then look around,where is the problem? see ? its gone.hope i have been of help.
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EvileOL



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PostSubject: Re: Come Tidy My House   Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:35 am

Dave has the right idea, but i'm all out of beer, all I have is cereal.

I guess that's..............metal?
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PostSubject: Re: Come Tidy My House   Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:14 am

Nah, metal would be having beer on your cereal because the milk you bought went sour after you got drunk and left in on the radiator the week before because you were too busy headbanging on your way out the door to go to the pub where they play heavy metal stupidly loud while you drink more beer.

Here endeth the lesson.
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gobbyblah



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PostSubject: Re: Come Tidy My House   Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:50 am

Live in one room (your bedroom) and keep the mess confined to there.
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