Come Tidy My House

My parents went to Greece two days ago for two weeks, and my house already smells of dead cats.

It needs tidying up but I just, can't be arsed.

What do you reccomend?

I think i reccomend listening to Possessed and leave it.

If I could make a recommendation - try listening to Possessed VERY LOUD whilst drinking lots of beer. It's only my personal experience and obviously everyone is responsible for their own personal choices on how to deal with things.

But I find the combination of these things often makes the problem seem to go away quite effectively!

i think you are both making a fundamental error here and i have the solution to this.
go OUT of the house,go to a public house with possessed cd, get and drink lots of beer after making the bar person put said cd on really loud,then look around,where is the problem? see ? its gone.hope i have been of help.

Dave has the right idea, but i'm all out of beer, all I have is cereal.

I guess that's..............metal?

Nah, metal would be having beer on your cereal because the milk you bought went sour after you got drunk and left in on the radiator the week before because you were too busy headbanging on your way out the door to go to the pub where they play heavy metal stupidly loud while you drink more beer.

Here endeth the lesson.

Live in one room (your bedroom) and keep the mess confined to there.